Posts tagged ‘UNESCO World Heritage sites’
UNESCO World Heritage Site: Prambanan Temple, Indonesia
Prambanan Temple
We were fortunate enough to get to Prambanan Temple in Java, Indonesia and unfortunate enough to be there during Eid al-Fitr. If you are not Muslim or do not live in a Muslim country you’re probably wondering the heck Eid-al-Fitr is. Our simplistic explanation is that it’s a 3 day holiday that begins when Ramadan ends. During it all Muslims have to all simultaneously drive, with as many people as can fit on whatever means of transportation is being employed, to somewhere they would not normally be.
Because Brunette is brunette she was aware of this holiday and its reputation for transportation chaos so we intended to plan our trip to ensure that we would not be on the roads during Eid al-Fitr. Where were we? On the roads on the absolute worst day of Eid al-Fitr. We stupidly relied on someone in Italy, who heard from someone in Bali, that it wouldn’t be an issue. Maybe they were just trying to pull a prank on us and, if so, they got us big time!
We had arranged for a driver to take us from the airport in Java to Pramabanan then Borobodor and then our hotel in an estimated time period of about 3 hours. It took 11 hours; most of that at a standstill. When we got to Pramabanan, which was built in the 10th century, that sounded to us like about how long it’d been since we’d started the drive to get there. Read more…
The odd beauty (and odd guide) of Khor Al-Adaid
The Inland Sea in the Khor Al-Adaid area in southeastern Qatar
When Qatar Airways graciously gave us two business class tickets to the Maldives we chose to spend a few days in Doha to break up our trip and experience somewhere new. But as Brunette, the trusted researcher, began to look for activities in Doha she found little that sounded intriguing beyond the Museum of Islamic Art. Our attention span for museums is similar to a 6 year old boy’s interest in a speech about morality so we knew we needed more to fill our time.
Then Brunette came across comments on several travel forums about Khor Al-Adaid, or the Inland Sea. We have gills that are better than our lungs so anything with the word “sea” holds attraction. Also, Brunette had mistakenly been told that Khor Al-Adaid is a UNESCO World Heritage site and we love to see those. It turned out that Khor Al-Adaid had merely been a UNESCO bridesmaid but never a bride. It was nominated to become a UNESCO site in 2008 but, for reasons they have not confided in us, it never gained that designation.
Three continents – Three spectacular botanical gardens
Kirstenbosch Botanical Garden, Cape Town, South Africa (the plants in the lower right are cycads, more on them later)
In our travels Blonde and Brunette have found botanical gardens to be oases of tranquility and beauty and good places to hid from the cops. OK, the second part isn’t true but we didn’t want to be gushing girlishly about flowers and ruin our reputations!
Brunette got indoctrinated into the botanical garden fan club on a long ago visit to Phoenix, Arizona. She took her husband, who’s more prickly than any cactus, and her 4 sons who thought all cacti looked like their favorite male parts and she marched them around the Desert Botanical Garden. And that’s how a botanical garden bully was born!
In Cape Town we sought out the Kirstenbosch Botanical Garden. This garden is part of an area of South Africa called the Cape Floristic Region. In 2004 the Cape Floristic Region, including Kirstenbosch, was declared a UNESCO World Heritage Site. That made it the first botanical garden in the world to be included within a natural World Heritage Site. Read more…
UNESCO World Heritage Sites – Canal du Midi
Canal du Midi
It was a hot and sunny day…..
Wait, shouldn’t it have been a dark and stormy night? Well it wasn’t.
Blonde and Brunette were cavorting in a sweaty way through the charming lower part of Carcassonne in Southern France trying to find a boat ride on the Canal du Midi.
Voilà! Although the canal doesn’t begin or end in Carcassonne it’s one of many places you can experience it. We found a ride that was leaving in an hour so we retreated for some air conditioning and caloric fortification before the aquatic and historical adventure.
What’s the Canal du Midi? It’s a cultural UNESCO World Heritage site and a canal that is 241km (or 144 miles) long and links the Atlantic Ocean to the Mediterranean sea. Work on it began in 1665 and it’s already done!
Layover in Frankfurt? Do a Rhine River Cruise.
Rhine River day cruise map
Blonde was making the long journey from Bhutan home to Florida and decided to break up the travel instead of enduring an unnecessary marathon of misery. Part of the plan was to spend 2 nights in Frankfurt in order to have one full day to go into the city and explore. But Blonde didn’t follow her own requirement of always looking at holiday calendars before traveling and it turned out that the day she had free was Good Friday. Frankfurt is closed that day – seriously closed.
However, there are still a few companies who are operating tours to places – like rivers – that don’t close for holidays. Based on a recommendation from the hotel concierge Blonde signed up for Green Line Tours Rhine Valley Day Tour. The cost was €81 and for an extra €5 each way they’d transport me to and from my airport hotel. The tour departed at 11:15 a.m. and returned at 7:00 p.m. Deal.
An added bonus was that the area of the tour has been, since 2002, the UNESCO Upper Middle Rhine World Heritage Site. It’s very hard to go wrong with seeing a UNESCO site. Read more…
UNESCO World Heritage Sites – Robben Island, South Africa
Nelson Mandela’s cell on Robben Island, South Africa
Before leaving for South Africa Blonde read Nelson Mandela’s fascinating autobiography Long Walk to Freedom. and found it to be brutally honest (about himself) and very inspirational. We had already planned to go to Robben Island when we went to Cape Town but now it seemed almost urgent to go there. As always Brunette did the research and found out that you need to buy tickets well in advance of when you want to go as it routinely sells out.
We knew the prison was no longer in use and that it had been designated a UNESCO World Heritage site in 1999. Here are the criterion UNESCO cited: Read more…
UNESCO World Heritage Sites – Galapagos Islands
There are several reasons the majority of our travels involve visiting UNESCO World Heritage Sites. The reasons are:
- Brunette not only does the trip research but she’s a small walking, talking human version of Wikipedia and her content knowledge of UNESCO World Heritage sites is astounding and more than a little odd.
- UNESCO World Heritage sites, particularly the ones in nature, tend to not be filled with the same people who fly halfway around the world to go to casinos and shopping malls.
- The sites have to be well maintained to stay listed so they aren’t full of Starbucks, litter or, generally, flagrant smokers.
- Oh, and they’re interesting, probably even unique, often beautiful and are great places to take pictures you can later use to bore your friends and family.
Why we want to go on an eight-day Emerald Waterways river cruise through Europe
Emerald Waterways’ starships shooting down competitors
Our girlish hearts yearn to go on Emerald Waterways’ Classic Prague and Danube Delights cruise. Why this yearning, this passion, this desire?
Well, why not? Have you heard about Emerald Waterways? Have you dreamt of being on a “starship?” Well they have some!
Emerald Waterways is a daring new entrant in the river cruise market and they are here to provide, as their Managing Director Chris Townson says, “a predatory product that takes what is out there to another level.” Well take us with you, Chris, we like your confidence, vision, innovation and the gauntlet you’ve thrown down! (And yes, we know you’re part of the Scenic Cruises family – in fact you’re the Prince Harry of the royal family. Good lineage but with a twinkle in your eye and not afraid to live on your own terms.)
Blonde pitching in to swab a deck when the occasion calls for it (she needs supervision)
We want to be part of Emerald Waterways’ new journey both literally and figuratively. The concept of more value for less money, introducing our demographic cronies to the joys of river cruising, lolling about in spacious rooms, sniffing river breezes on open-air balconies, swimming in the heated pool for our daily exercise and then later enjoying a film in a cinema over-top that same pool is very compelling. (Please check to be sure we’re out of the pool before you put the lid on it.)
Proof of Brunette’s swimming expertise
We are thrilled that tips are included so that for once we might tell Brunette’s husband the truth about what a trip will cost.
We would endeavor to use as many of the ship and itinerary features as possible. You’d see us enjoying alfresco luncheons on the terrace, spy us through our cabin windows consuming after-dinner sweets and marvel at how much food we would gleefully consume in the Reflections Restaurant. (Unless that name is literal – seeing our reflections could stifle our consumption of excess food.)
We would be using the wi-fi to keep our readers up to date on the cruise and our adventures. We would be intrigued to be learning history from local guides telling us memorable stories spanning the Gothic Period to current times. (As always Brunette would marvel at how much they know and Blonde would think they’re probably doing what she would; making it up.)
Proof of gelato expertise
The Classic Prague and Danube Delights itinerary is compelling to us because we start with three nights on land so we can wait for our lost luggage to arrive. Then we will cruise to many places we have long-wanted to see but won’t have to pack and repack or drive a rental car (and possibly have to pay speeding tickets after we get home…). We could experience and absorb the benefits of slow travel and probably also absorb a lot of gelato from that gelati stand. (Brunette will need the ship’s laundry facilities to get the gelato stains out of her clothes.)
Another Emerald Waterways differentiator we appreciate is the emphasis on UNESCO sites. If UNESCO World Heritage sites had a cheerleading team we’d be on it (assuming no one else tried out). The countries in this itinerary have a total of 68 UNESCO sites and we trust Emerald Waterways to smartly curate the itinerary to present us with the best options.
Proof of wine-tasting expertise
We’d hope to savor the renowned Czech “palacinky” pancakes after years of licking pictures of them in travel magazines. We would contribute any needed oomphs or paahs to the Bavarian band. In Austria we would happily lead a tasting of the crisp Grüner Veltliners or determine if the Sauvignon Blancs they’re producing are deserving of the accolades they’re gathering. (We would be doing this purely in the interests of scientific research.)
And we would really enjoy meeting other travelers who share our discerning taste in a “top of the food chain” river cruise company.
Emerald Waterways has sister ships – we are sisters – this just can’t be a coincidence! (And dare we be so bold as to say that we do not have godmothers so would be thrilled if Twiggy would be our Godmother as well as the one for Emerald Waterways? Just sayin’… not a deal breaker or anything.)
Our (potentially) shared godmother, Twiggy
2013 in review – no wonder we’re tired!
Young, innocent and happy! (not pictured)
It was a dark and stormy night.
No wait, it was a bright and sunny day and Blonde and Brunette were out and about on a dolphin-delight wave runner tour of the Everglades with Captain Ron’s. Brunette had purchased a condo on Marco Island, Florida in the summer of 2012 and this was her first official snow-bird winter. Simultaneous with Brunette’s fun-sucking husband getting onto a flight back to work in Pennsylvania, Blonde was boarding her own flight to come to Florida to spend time, 8 days to be precise, with her sister.
But there was a lot of sun and fun on Marco and only cold and snow in Blonde’s home town of Boston. Eight days turned into something much closer to 3 weeks. Neither sister has ever been good with math.
Finally Blonde realized she had to go home at some point and actually do some of the W O R K stuff that paid the bills, so she returned to Boston. Upon returning she learned that her cat-sitter had not made any other arrangements for a place to live. Blonde could turn her out into the cold (strongly considered option) or once again save the cat sitter from her own poor planning and give her a place to stay temporarily. She caved and suddenly a condo with plenty of room for one crazy cat lady and one elderly cat now had two crazy cat ladies and one elderly cat. Blonde does not share her living quarters with pseudo roommates so was, at best, a begrudging benefactress. Then along came Nemo.
The winter of Blonde’s discontent
Nemo was not a cute fish played by Ellen DeGeneres but instead a nasty, paralyzing snowstorm that knocked Boston out of commission for several days in February . Days when Blonde’s new “roomie” could not get to work so was in the house FULL TIME with Blonde. Finally Blonde bribed the National Guard to arrange transportation to get the roomie to work in order to prevent a murder-suicide.
Actual picture Blonde took off herself while in the loony bin (started the “selfie” craze).
Are any among you foolish enough to think it was just a coincidence that a week later Blonde ended up in the emergency room at Massachusetts General Hospital with Tranisent Global Amnesia? This is a somewhat rare condition that is generally caused by vigorous physical activity. The first time the activity was named “Mark”, the second time it was named “Barre Fitness Level 2”.
Brunette operated as the Command Center from Florida making sure her kooky sister’s friends were getting her to the hospital where, once again, every neurology intern would ask her questions, nothing would be done to alleviate the problem and a $25,000 emergency room bill would result.
After about 8 hours of being daft Blonde was allowed to get in a cab by herself and go home at 11:00 at night in another snowstorm. This after doctors been studying her total lack of memory for 8 hours. Must have been the first step in Obama getting ready to kill everyone’s elderly relatives with his “healthcare”. Last time we trust a Kenyan.
Blonde needed to get discharged from the hospital as she’d won a contest for a stay at the Canyon Ranch property in Lenox, Massachusetts and needed to drive there, in the leftover snowfall, two days after getting an adequate portion of her memory back.
After paying a street-roaming man with a shovel $40 to dig her car out of the snow, Blonde drove around the corner, pulled up in front of her house and got a flat tire. Bad enough but a massive garbage truck trying to pass on a narrow street increased everyone’s adrenaline levels.
Blonde’s car being squashed by a garbage truck as it waits for its tire to be changed.
Blonde’s can of “Fix a Flat” was flatter than the tire and the garbage man said he’d get fired if he changed a tire. Back off walking down the street to find another would-be-shoveler to change the tire and then get that trip on the road.
As pretty as somewhere cold, alcohol-free and healthy can be.
The visit to Canyon Ranch was lovely (because Blonde brought her own wine to the teetotaling property) and Blonde had a wonderful time getting a massage, facial, highlights and everything her prize allowed her to purchase. Maybe she also did a healthy thing or two.
March really needed to be better than February had been and it was! The wandering sisters were off to Dubai and Thailand, two countries that struck us as being geographically reasonable to combine. Wrong again!
Too bad Brunette’s husband wasn’t with us and slipped on a banana peel on the observation deck at Burj Khalifa
Dubai was fascinating. It’s such a city of newness and excess that it almost makes the Kardashian’s seem like tasteful old money. Almost; not really.
The Burj Kalifa is the world’s tallest office building, another is the world’s tallest hotel, one has the most slant, one has the fastest this or that and you soon realize this is a crowd that would stare blankly at you if you said “Good things come in small packages”. But it was easy to get caught up in the visual extremes, the newness, cleanliness and safety. It was even semi-easy to avoid the restrictions on alcohol.
Before we went to Dubai Brunette had bossily admonished Blonde that she better behave well or she could end up in jail. Once we got there Brunette was the one taking prohibited pictures of Muslim women and almost preventing us from getting into the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi by flaunting her puny wrist bones. Once again Blonde had been the victim of Brunette’s malicious and unfair hair color profiling.
Brunette looking like she’s heading for a breadline in Communist Russia and Blonde looking like she’s in an old Goldie Hawn Movie – Private Fatimah.
We were only willing (not exactly the right word) to cover our lust-inducing female forms and hair in this manner because the mosque was so spectacular. It seems safe to say that we could have run twerking through the place and people still would have only looked at the mosque, but we didn’t put that theory to the test. (It’s so hard to pack those gigantic foam fingers.) Also we had already noticed that guards in the UAE don’t seem prone to getting the giggles and enjoying pranks.
The Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi – not sure what the orange cones are for, maybe camel serpentine-dancing exhibitions.
After a long, hot, and fascinating, day in Abu Dhabi, we went to the home of a family Blonde had arranged a home exchange with for most of July and part of August. They lived in Dubai but were exchanging their homes in Calella de Palafrugell on the Costa Brava in Spain and their home in Madrid. These two properties were being exchanged for Blonde’s condo in Boston to Brunette’s utter amazement. Under the flimsy pretext of giving them the key to Blonde’s condo we were really going to check out how expats lived in Dubai. As you can see below, they lived very nicely indeed.
Wine, water, a view and snacks prepared and delivered by a maid – just like at our homes!
We left the strict moral codes of the UAE and headed off to the hedonistic island of Phuket in the Andaman Sea. We were spending quite a few of our coveted Starwood points on a stay at the Le Meridien Phuket Beach Resort. The resort was well out of the craziness, noise and smells of the town of Phuket and that suited us well. It also had a resident elephant, Valentine, whose 5 star hotel accommodations might have raised the ire of PETA, but we enjoyed her!
An elephant walked into a bar. The bartender said, “why the long trunk”? The elephant said….(please supply a good punchline).
Thailand, with its natural beauty, ancient traditions, mellow Buddhism, cuisine, crafts and poverty was a stark contrast to the architectural beauty, newness, restrictive culture, undefined cuisine and wealth of Dubai. In Dubai the fear of behavior police kept us slightly nervous. In Thailand some behavior police (particularly to deal with the huge influx of huge, loud, smoking rude Russians) would have been very welcome.
James Bond Island, sans James Bond or even Pussy Galore, in Thailand.
When we were little we thought the Phi Phi Islands had the funniest name in the world after Lake Titicaca (and we still do).
After an all-too-quick trip we returned to our respective homes. Blonde needed to do some more of that W O R K stuff and Brunette remembered that she’s a teacher (and a begrudging wife) when she isn’t a traveler.
It was early April and Blonde decided that she wasn’t going to endure another Boston winter and that she should sell her condo. The Boston real estate market was hot and it could be the only time she’d ever profited from a real estate investment. She could then live mortgage-free somewhere else, maybe Marco Island, maybe not. Her realtor came over and pronounced that she needed to put the place on the market ASAP, not in September, as had been her semi-plan. Although the place was already promised for the summer home exchange she was assured that buyers wouldn’t object to a September settlement. Greed kicked in and Blonde went crazy turning her place from this:
Before…….
Into this:
Oh yes, this is how it looks on a messy day, so sorry!
In the midst of hectic home improvement Blonde was in her den the day of the Boston Marathon and suddenly heard seemingly every siren in the city. She looked out the window and dazed and frightened looking people were flooding into her neighborhood. It was about 4 blocks from the Marathon finish line where two cowardly, hated-filled, morons had set off bombs. Blonde could only offer a toilet, water, cab fare and general directions to the confused and disoriented runners and friends and families who had come to enjoy the event. Everyone wanted to help and all of it was appreciated, even when it wasn’t needed.
The city went into shock. It also went into high gear and tracked down the two bastards. It was an incredibly bizarre time and left everyone unsettled, mourning and angry. There was also pride in how we all stood together to help the victims and survivors and track down and trap the criminals. (Bummer, only one of the brothers was killed.)
Heartbreaking memorial to victims, first responders and survivors of the Boston Marathon.
Two violent, screwed up brothers both harmed Boston and made it stronger. The real Boston is beautiful, safe and full of proud history. Boston Strong became over-used as a slogan but at the time it was enough to make any one of us tear up (and probably donate some more money).
The real Boston with its beautiful Public Gardens
About a month later, in May, Blonde officially put her place on the market, sold it on the fourth day and then celebrated a birthday that has caused at least one of her friends to get a facelift.
Always keeping it classy! (As Brunette hides to Blonde’s right.)
June arrived and with it a notification that Blonde had won a trip to Iceland! Excitement and confusion, kind of like losing your virginity, ensued. Excitement because Iceland had long been a destination Blonde wanted to visit and one that Brunette always said she’d only visit if she won a free trip. Well now she, by sisterly proxy, had won a free trip but realized that her Wal-Mart quality lungs and enthusiasm for catching pneumonia were really not up for a trip to Iceland and all of the outdoor activities it included.
So Blonde reached out to a fellow travel blogger, Nola of NewTakeTravel and home exchanger extraordinaire, and asked if she would like to go. Oh yes, she would like to go and go she did! It was painful trying to organize the trip because the sponsor seemed to be surprised that after people won they would want to go. It had to be taken by the end of August and Blonde and Brunette were going to be spending July and about half of August in Spain. So June it was!
Nola is a horrifyingly organized and sensible Canadian (at least she redeems herself by having a streak of bright pink hair) and she and Blonde did some quick planning and were soon in Iceland.
Men dress rather provocatively in Reykjavik. You aren’t in Dubai now, Dorothy!
Our ten days in Iceland included massive stupidity on our part (file under rental car keys category), lots of good food, very friendly and attractive people (many of whom fervently believe in elves) and some of the most unique and stunning scenery you probably can’t imagine.
A completely lucky random photo-opp when we stopped to look at Jokulsarlon Lagoon.
We were also there at the time of year when it’s light 24 hours a day. That has its pluses as you can sure get a lot of sightseeing in and its minuses when you repeatedly decide you want dinner at 10:30 at night and everything’s been long closed.
Blonde and Nola at 2:00 a.m. in Iceland on June 13. OK, it’s a lousy selfie but notice we said 2:00 a.m., not p.m.
We covered a lot of ground in our old rental car from SadCars, the sponsors of the contest. Nola personally admired every single sheep or lamb in the country (Hint: There are a hell of a lot of the wooly buggers) and we used the word “amazing” more than any Valley Girl on a sitcom.
We had been given 6 different sporty activities as part of the prize and made the most of all of them. None of them involved looking even remotely attractive.
Nola and Blonde outfitted for an “ocean safari”
To our mutual surprise a glacier hike was one of our favorite activities. This assessment was in no way influenced by the handsome, sweet, elf-believing guide we walked alongside like two hormonal teenagers.
Sporty and Spikey Spice hiking a glacier, as we often do..
After some debate as to the touristy aspect of going to The Blue Lagoon and the high price tag…. we went to The Blue Lagoon. There are other lagoons that are at least as beautiful, less crowded and even free right along some of the highways so save your money and enjoy laughing at us wasting some of ours.
Becoming younger, more beautiful and poorer by the moment in the Blue Lagoon
The wonderful trip to Iceland ended at least a couple days earlier than we would have liked but Blonde had to get home to get ready to go to Spain for 6 weeks.
Back to Boston and after declaring that she would rent for a year wherever she moved after Boston, Blonde flew to Marco Island and back in the same day, looked at two condos and bought one.
Now, back to getting ready for Spain!
Blonde and Brunette have spent about 9 weeks in Spain in the last 15 months and we “specialize” in Catalonia. This year we arrived in Barcelona and spent 3 days there before heading to the seaside. One of the most beautiful and enjoyable things we did this time was to go to the performances of the “Magic Fountains” a couple nights in a row. To our surprise/horror/amusement Harley World Europe was also being held on the grounds by the fountains and made for some odd juxtapositions.
The fountains were built for an exposition in 1929 and operate primarily from 30 April to 30 September (with a show on Christmas and Easter too). They are colored water in dancing patterns accompanying an eclectic collection of recorded music and they’re free. Lots of things we like!
Be prepared to ooh and ahh a lot and to take 1,00o pictures so one captures a good shot.
Our next stop was to our home exchange in Calella de Palafrugell. We have a post about some of the things we wished we’d known before that but, if we’d been better prepared we might not have had some of the good laughs we had. We loved the town, the pool where we stayed and the surrounding area if the accommodations were a bit problem-plagued. But without the issues maybe Brunette wouldn’t have used Google translate to write a note to the property manager asking if his wife was available to hire to clean the place when we left and then have knocked on his door and read it to him. (The esposa was too expensive so we didn’t hire her but thinking back on it that might have been her price for us.)
We think we asked her to clean but maybe we asked for something indecent but, either way, we didn’t get it.
We used a few days of our time to venture up to Southern France and visit two charming towns, Collioure and the Unesco World Heritage City of Carcassonne.
Collioure at night (viewed from the beautiful and massively over-priced restaurant Neptune).
Collioure is coastal, adorable and has lots of fun shopping. Carcassonne is charming, also has some good shopping and if you get your timing right you can see it when there are light shows. We did not get our timing right and Brunette was a bit petulant about being in yet another walled city and still not seeing a light show. Oh the agony of First World Problems!
The historic, fortified city of Carcassonne (where Blonde’s ATM card was eaten by BNP Parabis but she isn’t bitter.)
Back to the Costa Brava for a few more weeks then a few days here and there and massive frustration with the rail passes we’d purchased in the States for use in Spain. Hint: Don’t do that. Just show up and buy a ticket for where you want to go when you want to go.
Some of our stops were a trip to The City of Arts and Sciences and the beaches of Valencia.
Blonde in a bubble – sounds like something you could order for dessert (but would most likely send back).
Brunette finally using a dehydrated towel she’d purchased and carted around to several countries.
Onward to Cordoba for a four hour stop in stifling heat. Despite the heat and hydration challenges we loved Cordoba and would gladly return to see more of it.
The Cathedral-Mosque of Cordoba, Spain. Can you imagine getting anyone to build this now? Be sure to pay by the project, not the hour.
Next stop was Seville where we stayed in an apartment we had also won in a contest. It was in an ideal location but didn’t have ideal air conditioning for the oppressive August heat and had enough eccentricities to make us realize (once again) that we’re really hotel girls. Authenticity is all well and good – for other people.
Brunette trying to look proper instead of lazy as we let some poor old horse haul our over-heated butts around the main sights of Seville.
The controversial, generally unpopular and unsuccessful but architecturally fascinating Metropol Parasol in Seville.
And finally we made our way to our last few days of the trip in Madrid. Our home exchange home was too far from the city center so we (accompanied by a flatulent turtle) decamped to a hotel in the city. Blonde had been in Madrid many years ago and Brunette had never been and, for some reason, our expectations were low. However, it was a lovely city and we also thoroughly enjoyed spending most of a day in the Prado Museum. We learned, after hours of fruitless tries, that you really can’t purchase Prado tickets online. We showed up at the window in August and got right in. Arrgh!
A famous beautiful fountain near our hotel that we will discreetly not name (because we don’t remember the name).
After our longest vacation ever we returned home. Blonde’s antique cat had had a sort of kitty stroke and been in an animal hospital for the last week we were away and racked up $2,000 in medical bills but survived. And Brunette’s socially impaired husband had not had his work contract renewed (after 40 years) and was now a forcibly retired workaholic who didn’t know what to do with himself.
Blonde had to sell much of her furniture (many places in Florida are sold furnished), pack, get movers and say goodbye to 17 years worth of dear friends. One held a going away party called The Last Supper to really make a point of it.
The Last Supper Boston style (this is hilarious because at least four of these friends would die of horror to know that their pictures are online). Let me know if you want their names and Social Security Numbers.
It was time for Blonde and her amazingly alive antique kitty to catch a flight to Florida and start a new adventure.
Blonde and the much-loved, horrifyingly expensive, Holly.
The move in to the new condo aroused the ire of the head condo Nazi who called Blonde 5 times in 3 days to cite infractions. The movers made racist remarks, thought Michelle Obama “hates white people and wants to make us eat organic food” and spoke lovingly of their firearms. Blonde freaked out a fair bit and had a WTF? bubble over her head much of the time. But the kitty was happy so something was going well.
After 10 days on Marco Island Blonde left for 10 days in Ireland. The timing was a bit less than ideal but it was an annual travel bloggers’ conference and Blonde and Brunette had planned to attend months earlier and were hoping to wring all of the freebies out of it that they could.
The cat sitter who had been a temporary roommate was flown to Florida to take care of the antique cat and it was now proven beyond any doubt that Blonde was daft even when she wasn’t in a hospital for being daft! And off we went to Dublin and then western Ireland.
We went to Day One at the conference and decided to skip Day Two and take a short train trip along the coast. Blonde swam at The Forty Foot Club (where the water was about 55 degrees) because she’d heard that some people do it year round. Not that she’s competitive or an idiot or anything.
Proof that blondes deserve our reputation for stupidity
We went on a three day trip to The Wild Atlantic Way part of Ireland and, in this picture, rode a hooker. (This is different than pictures of Eliot Spitzer that may be similarly titled.)
Riding a hooker Irish style
Although the weather was consistently dismal we did some walking, some biking and even some clay pigeon shooting. (Blonde loathes pigeons and hoped this would train her for the real thing but if it did the pigeons will be around for a very long time to come).
Blonde making Dick Cheney seem like a good shot. At least he hit something!
We learned that we still like Ireland, that people who write travel blogs full time never seem to get a minute to slow down and enjoy the travel and that we’re too lazy and luxury-oriented to do it full time anyway. But we had a good time and flew home once again. This time Brunette to Pennsylvania and Blonde to Marco Island which clearly wasn’t Boston and felt odd to be calling “home”.
No snow in the new view! But no people either and the ones there are are almost all white and are often politically shocking to Blonde (and she to them).
Luckily a friend who is as Bostonian as you can get flew in to help Blonde decorate and Brunette and Mr. Annoying also came down as did another friend of Blonde’s who personally changed the racial demographics of Marco Island for at least a couple days. Old friends met a new friend and life started to look more encouraging.
Sorry, but the puny white guy is Brunette’s husband, not the fun Black guy (he’s Blonde’s buddy).
Somehow this busy, change-filled year is over and we’re hoping for a calmer but no less traveled 2014. We will be off to a good start as we leave in mid-February for a couple weeks where we will fly to Doha, Abu Dhabi and The Maldives. Brunette won business class air fare for us on Qatar Airways and we expect to have plenty of posts to write from our adventures. Even the antique kitty is excited (and if you must know, yes, her Boston sitter is flying in for the occasion).
If you want to enter some of the contests that we seem to keep winning then go to our Facebook page where we post most of them. And if you need a travel companion, dial 1-800-Blonde!
May you have a happy, healthy and travel-filled new year and thanks for reading our posts!
Weekly Photo Challenge: Beyond
Where Nelson Mandela was imprisoned on Robben Island in South Africa for 18 of the 27 years he lived behind bars before the fall of apartheid. It’s almost beyond comprehension that he could emerge from this ordeal and not be bitter and bent on revenge but principled and leading reconciliation efforts with the very people who kept him as a political prisoner for decades.
Two very friendly young South African women who asked to have their picture be taken with Blonde on the cable car to Table Mountain in Cape Town. This would have been beyond imaginable prior to 1992 when a referendum ending apartheid was approved.
Sunset from the top of the hill over Begur, Spain with the Mediterranean beyond.
View of Lion’s Head beyond Table Mountain in Cape Town, South Africa and beyond Lion’s Head is the Atlantic Ocean.
Surfer in Australia doing something that is “beyond” our comprehension or abilities!
Mount Merapi beyond Prambanan Temple near Yogyakarta, Indonesia. About two weeks after we were here the volcano erupted and disrupted air travel for several days. Maybe we were “beyond” lucky!
Admiral’s Arch in Flinders Chase National Park, Kangaroo Island, Australia. Under the arch is a colony of fur seals and beyond the arch has been the site of many shipwrecks.
In Fiskardo, Greece white Stairway to Heaven (which is ” beyond” – we’re working this theme!)
Islands in the Java Sea as seen beyond the wings of our plane.
Watercraft evolution! A traditional local boat off the coast of Bali, a more modern motor boat and a behemoth of a cruise ship beyond the others.
One of countless roadside memorials in Greece to someone whose car flew off and they’re now “in the Great Beyond” (or more likely just at the bottom of the mountain).
Beyond decadence, the rooftop infinity pool at the Marina Sands in Singapore and beyond the pool is a view of Singapore’s skyline.
Beyond the boundaries of earth going somewhere we probably want to go!
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